🕐 Hours
Mo-Th 12:00-24:00; Fr 12:00-02:00; Sa 10:00-02:00; Su 10:00-24:00
About this spot
Bastard Cafe is one of the best spots in Torvehallerne & Inner City, Copenhagen. Copenhagen's food scene punches way above its weight — from Michelin stars to smørrebrød shops that haven't changed in a century.
💡 Tips before you go
- Everyone speaks English — language is never a barrier
- Copenhagen is expensive — lunch is the best-value meal
- Food halls (Torvehallerne, Reffen) are great for casual, varied eating
- Bakeries (bagerier) are incredible — kanelsnegle (cinnamon rolls) are the move
Menu48 items
Mains
Chicken Minion Toast (chicken & bacon)
¥55
Cthulhu Rings (Squid Rings With Salt & Lemon)
¥55
Nachos With Cheese, Jalapeños & Dip
¥79
Nachos With Cheese, Jalapeños & Dip + Chicken
¥99
Nuggets (no meat - just crispy)
¥55
Tripple Truffle Cheese Toast (portobello and lots of cheese)
¥55
Sides
Basket Of Fries
¥40
Breadroll With Cheese (BMO)
¥30
Snacks
Beef Jerky
¥40
Chips
¥28
Cookie
¥25
Nuts
¥28
Popcorn In A Bag
¥25
Desserts
Cake of the Day
¥45
Drinks
A Bottle of Bubbles
¥349
A Bottle of Red, White or Rosé
¥199
All Drinks
¥90
Americano
¥30
Carlsberg/Tuborg Classic (Bottle)
¥30
Chai Latte (Østerlandsk Thehus)
¥40
Cocoa & Hot Chocolate
¥48
Cortado
¥35
Double Espresso
¥28
Flat White
¥35
Fluffy Coffee
¥40
Fluffy Coffee (Latte / Cappuccino)
¥40
Flying Couch/Slowburn beer (Can)
¥65
Glass of Red, White or Rosé
¥45
Ice Coffee
¥42
Imports & Microbrews (Bottle)
¥45
Kronenbourg Blanc (Tap)
¥60
Other Tap Beers (Seasonal)
¥50
Pretty good Rum or Whisky
¥65
Quality Filter Coffee
¥26
Quality Filter Coffee Refill
¥18
Real Cider (Bottle)
¥65
Soda/Lemonade
¥29
Special Offer - "4 Friends" (4 x Carlsberg/Tuborg Classic)
Special Offer – "4 Friends" (4 x Carlsberg/Tuborg Classic)
¥110
Special Offer - "Seeing Double" - 2 x Drinks
¥175
Tea (Østerlandsk Thehus)
¥30
Tuborg Classic (Tap)
¥50
Other
Gaming Membership (Free Play For 1 Year for you + one guest)
¥150
Reservation (for children under 13) per person per 3 hours
¥45
Reservation (for children under 13) per person per 3 hours (membership discount - only the booker needs to be a member)
¥27
Reservation per person per 3 hours
¥90
Reservation per person per 3 hours (membership discount - only the booker needs to be a member)
¥54
Single Day (1 Person 1 Day)
¥30
Under 13's
¥0